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This is a fun toy with a nice, tapered head. The flared base makes this toy easy to use anally.

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The Fleshlight X Lovehoney Masterstroke is a high-end collaboration between two big-name companies y’all know and trust. It’s exclusive to Lovehoney’s website, so if y’all want your hands on it, y’all gotta go straight to them. Fleshlight brings to the table that patented superskin sleeve and case. The toy is inspired by the Flight Pilot model but let me tell ya, it’s got a slick ice blue transparency on both the case and the sleeve that’ll have y’all lookin’ twice.

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Does the job in a portable, travel-friendly format. But maybe wait for a sale, because it feels a lot cheaper than it is.

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I have to say Pure Envy has strange names for their toys, Serenity Stick, Stephanie, and Tiffany are not things I would ever call my toys. I don't even think I'd name them something masculine unless it was ironic or kinda funny like a large penis named Jerome or Billy Club. Fun fact, my very first actual dildo was named Big Poppa P because it was big and pink and I thought it was funny. I was highly uncomfortable with the thought of using it when I first got it and that name helped take the edge off a bit, but sleeping with a Stephanie... Naaaaaw. I can kiss an actual girl named Stephanie all day long, but still can't picture sleeping with one of any type, let alone one with such a funky smell! The Pure Envy Stephanie is the smelliest toy I've come across and yet I can't put my finger on what it is that it smells like... like freshly made Barbie accessories, or a failed attempt at smelly erasers.... just funky rubbery weird ass plastic odor. I've wiped it with a scented sanitary cloth, super scrubbed it, used it, super scrubbed it again and it still stinks like whatever weird plastic funk that is. The first time I opened the box was shocking... and thought it was burnt rubber but I don't know!! Regardless of her smell, Stephanie has 10 intensities and 10 modes, but it's her way or the highway as the two features aren't separately controlled like the Lovense Osci 3 but controlled by one button and cycle through a weird set of modes. The only enjoyable part for me personally was picking one of the first 3 settings and finding the intensity that felt the best. Her button layout annoys my OCD and Pure Envy seems to LOVE leaving information out on their site and in the manual as there is NO run time or charge time provided in the manual or on the site. I'm sure Stephanie might be the girl for someone out there, but she's definitely NOT my type.

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The FeelBritney Stroker by Kiiroo is a top-tier masturbator that delivers both realism and pure pleasure. Designed to replicate the intimate experience of the stunning Britney Amber, this stroker is a must-have for fans looking for that extra personal connection. If you’re new to the game, this is a fantastic starting point. It’s super user-friendly, making it an excellent choice for first-timers or beginners looking to explore without feeling overwhelmed. Simple, satisfying, and straight-up fun, what more could you ask for?

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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The Ass Berry Plug is a fantastic choice for anyone looking to dip their toes into anal play or for those who enjoy a simple, comfortable toy that’s easy to use and clean. While it might not be intense enough for more experienced users, it’s a great addition to any collection. For the price, you’re getting a high-quality, fun, and effective toy—definitely worth considering if you’re a beginner or want something low-key and pleasurable.

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