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I think the mystery collection is really an awesome idea overall. I’m gonna give it a seven out of 10. Just because I think that the price is fair, but some of the items in the mystery boxes are probably worth more value than others. And I did have an issue with the dice in one of the mystery boxes because the text was faded on one section of the dice. Overall, I think these would make perfect gifts though. And they were really fun to go through and open up and see what you’re going to get. Everyone likes a nice surprise.

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This is a fun toy with a nice, tapered head. The flared base makes this toy easy to use anally.

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The Fleshlight X Lovehoney Masterstroke is a high-end collaboration between two big-name companies y’all know and trust. It’s exclusive to Lovehoney’s website, so if y’all want your hands on it, y’all gotta go straight to them. Fleshlight brings to the table that patented superskin sleeve and case. The toy is inspired by the Flight Pilot model but let me tell ya, it’s got a slick ice blue transparency on both the case and the sleeve that’ll have y’all lookin’ twice.

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Okay, we know. This review is long... Like “grab-a-snack-and-get-comfy” long. But that’s because we wanted to be as detailed and honest as possible – and, well… because we’re kind of obsessed. 🫣 The Liberator Wedge isn’t flashy or loud or vibrating – but it somehow became the MVP of our bedroom. And once we started writing about it, we couldn’t stop. Because it really does make that much of a difference. Whether it’s deeper sex, better oral, less back pain, or just less fidgeting with pillows – the Wedge gets it. It slides in (pun fully intended) where other toys can’t. And it stays. So yeah. Long review. Because short version wouldn’t do it justice. 😏

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Does the job in a portable, travel-friendly format. But maybe wait for a sale, because it feels a lot cheaper than it is.

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I have to say Pure Envy has strange names for their toys, Serenity Stick, Stephanie, and Tiffany are not things I would ever call my toys. I don't even think I'd name them something masculine unless it was ironic or kinda funny like a large penis named Jerome or Billy Club. Fun fact, my very first actual dildo was named Big Poppa P because it was big and pink and I thought it was funny. I was highly uncomfortable with the thought of using it when I first got it and that name helped take the edge off a bit, but sleeping with a Stephanie... Naaaaaw. I can kiss an actual girl named Stephanie all day long, but still can't picture sleeping with one of any type, let alone one with such a funky smell! The Pure Envy Stephanie is the smelliest toy I've come across and yet I can't put my finger on what it is that it smells like... like freshly made Barbie accessories, or a failed attempt at smelly erasers.... just funky rubbery weird ass plastic odor. I've wiped it with a scented sanitary cloth, super scrubbed it, used it, super scrubbed it again and it still stinks like whatever weird plastic funk that is. The first time I opened the box was shocking... and thought it was burnt rubber but I don't know!! Regardless of her smell, Stephanie has 10 intensities and 10 modes, but it's her way or the highway as the two features aren't separately controlled like the Lovense Osci 3 but controlled by one button and cycle through a weird set of modes. The only enjoyable part for me personally was picking one of the first 3 settings and finding the intensity that felt the best. Her button layout annoys my OCD and Pure Envy seems to LOVE leaving information out on their site and in the manual as there is NO run time or charge time provided in the manual or on the site. I'm sure Stephanie might be the girl for someone out there, but she's definitely NOT my type.

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As a beginner set, the CalExotics Boundless Collar Body Restraint kit skips past cheap, avoids over used materials, and has decent security. I have reviewed dozens of beginner cuffs in the $25-$40 range and this lands in the top 10%, but not the top spot for this price range. The collar and attachment points seem a little more on the fantasy side vs practical. You know that one spot on your back that you just can't quite scratch where only some of us can get our fingers to interlock when reaching from up and down? Well that’s the region all of these rings are in to secure your hands to.

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The FeelBritney Stroker by Kiiroo is a top-tier masturbator that delivers both realism and pure pleasure. Designed to replicate the intimate experience of the stunning Britney Amber, this stroker is a must-have for fans looking for that extra personal connection. If you’re new to the game, this is a fantastic starting point. It’s super user-friendly, making it an excellent choice for first-timers or beginners looking to explore without feeling overwhelmed. Simple, satisfying, and straight-up fun, what more could you ask for?

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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Uberrime is already one of my favorite indie toy brands, and the Splendid Dildo is my absolute favorite toy from them. I love it for g-spot stimulation, while my wife loves it for prostate stimulation. The size I got is a bit big, but with some warming up, it's comfortable to take. The toy fits perfectly into an o-ring for strap-on play, and my wife loves when I use this to top her. If you're able to get the dual density version, I highly recommend it over the single density version. Dual density just really adds a more realistic feel that single density dildos can never achieve.

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A Throne for Your Fleshlight (and Your Fantasies) 😉 We never thought we’d get emotional about a foam pillow, but here we are. The Liberator Fleshlight On a Mission Pillow isn’t a toy in the classic sense – it doesn’t buzz, suck, or stroke. It just is. A glorified pillow? Sure. But it’s also the unsung hero of hands-free pleasure, the MVP for anyone who’s ever tried to hump a mattress seam or awkwardly wedge their Fleshlight between sofa cushions. This thing does what all those DIY tricks try to do – only better, sturdier, and with way more comfort. You get a secure Fleshlight mount, kinda thrust-friendly angles, and honestly? A solid excuse to tell yourself you’re “training stamina.” 😉 It doesn’t just enhance solo play; it opens up new dynamics for couples too (Doggy support? Oral booster? Unexpected FFM vibes? Check, check, and spicy check.) Sure, the setup's a little fiddly at first (tiny hands win here), and storage is a whole situation – this isn’t a “just slide under the bed” kinda pillow. But once it’s in place? You’ll be wondering how you ever lived without it. Thinking about upgrading your Fleshlight game or unlocking next-level thrust sessions? Read on for all the messy, surprising, and delightful details. Trust us – you’re gonna want to see how deep this pillow magic goes. 😏👇

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Nicole Kitt is a welcome addition to the Fleshlight Girls team. Her toy looks as stunning as she does in her performances. You'll feel a bunch of ridges and bumps, which will help you build up to a powerful climax. I came really hard with this toy, read the rest of this review to see if it's your cup of tea.

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This butt Fleshlight modeled after Nicole Kitt is an intense, yet relaxed ride. The suction cap lets you really play around with grip strength and stroke speed. I have a lot to say about it, but it's definitely my favorite butt Fleshlight. Read the rest of the review to take a deeper look at why.

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We never thought we’d rave about a sex blanket – but here we are. This tiny piece of luxury fabric has managed to become one of the most practical, most-used “toys” in our bedroom. From squirt-proofing our sheets to surviving the messier sides of period sex or lubey adventures, the Mini Throw steps up when things get wet (literally 😏). We wanted this review to be thorough, because yeah – it’s just a mat, but it’s also so much more than just a mat. And if you’ve ever dealt with soggy towels, suspicious hotel sheets, or that awkward post-squirt clean-up moment, then you already know why this deserves the spotlight.

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The Ass Berry Plug is a fantastic choice for anyone looking to dip their toes into anal play or for those who enjoy a simple, comfortable toy that’s easy to use and clean. While it might not be intense enough for more experienced users, it’s a great addition to any collection. For the price, you’re getting a high-quality, fun, and effective toy—definitely worth considering if you’re a beginner or want something low-key and pleasurable.

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